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A Brief History of Sex at the Olympics

Free porn videos slut staggering number of condoms to be olympics at the upcoming Rio Olympic Games, now just weeks away. After complex calculations — involving the net number of athletes, their likely frequency of congress, multiplied by the number of days in the Olympic village, and subtracting Eastern Bloc male shot putters, and all Americans with the first name names Joshua or Hank — the organisers have come up with a need for This is names less than three times the sex needed in London and, in the ultimate insult, FOUR times the sex we provided for the Sydney Olympic Games!

What is wrong with these athletes? I grant you that Homebush is not necessarily the equivalent of Paris as the romance capital of the world, olympics not measure up to Vegas as the sex capital, but I'll be damned if Rio is four times sexier and quadruple the mood-setter of Sydney.

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Of further interest is that the number is made up ofmale condoms, andfemale condoms and And who is going to go first here, and fess up, in public, that they weren't quite aware of the existence of female condoms in the first place? It is no worse than saying you live on the North Shore.

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In fact, come sex think of it is pretty much exactly the same thing. And now, while I am events, events course, that there are female condoms, because here big sex wet ass the Herald we believe in equality in all things, I am outraged, Names, do you hear me, that there names not equal numbers handed out to both genders. This sounds to me very discriminatory, implying, I think, that the female libido events much lower, even after you take into account that that libido will inevitably plummet when around Eastern bloc male shot putters and Americans called Joshua and Hank.

Somewhere in those numbers, I dare say, there will be fuel for the OutrageMobile to whip off a couple olympics fabulous laps.